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Old December 4th, 2008, 04:20 PM   #1
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anyone know what those ass tumors are called?

here is the thing I was liftin last night and moved my target squats up to 325 and I was going fine but at 8th rep I farted and it felt kinda weird...well when I was takin a shower I felt this chunk of meat down there...I thought it was a hernia but everything I saw online said that would be on my stomach...so I looked up ass tumor and was talkin about prostate cancer and I doubt I can get cancer from liftin and ****...I just don't wanna hafta pay a dr to tell me something I can find out my own online...help a brother out.
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Old December 4th, 2008, 04:31 PM   #2
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Let me rephase it, it sounded abit rude what I said before aha!

My advice is go see a doctor man. Seriously, a games forum is a place to come if your seeking medical advice. If you're that worried about it being a tumor or cancer or what ever, then go get it checked out properly.

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Old December 4th, 2008, 06:29 PM   #3
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I work at a cancer diagnostic lab. Trust me when I say that you need to see a doctor ASAP. It might be nothing, but early diagnosis really saves lives.
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Old December 4th, 2008, 06:39 PM   #4
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Sounds like a colon Polyp, and you're lucky it came out as easy as it did they usually have to be surgically removed. See a doctor asap... Preserve the meat if you didn't already eat it.
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I'm sorry, but let me get this straight. You shat-farted a chunk of meat you believe to be a tumor and you'd rather ask an internet forum what happened instead of going to a professional medical practitioner to find out exactly what happened?
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Old December 4th, 2008, 06:57 PM   #6
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I'm sorry, but let me get this straight. You shat-farted a chunk of meat you believe to be a tumor and you'd rather ask an internet forum what happened instead of going to a professional medical practitioner to find out exactly what happened?
Sounds about right.


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Old December 4th, 2008, 07:04 PM   #7
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It's called a hemorrhoid...

They suck.
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Old December 4th, 2008, 07:21 PM   #8
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I'm sorry, but let me get this straight. You shat-farted a chunk of meat you believe to be a tumor and you'd rather ask an internet forum what happened instead of going to a professional medical practitioner to find out exactly what happened?
This may be the greatest post on gearbox of all time.

Oh yeah, go to the doctor Mr. ass-meat.
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Old December 4th, 2008, 08:19 PM   #9
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It's called a hemorrhoid...

They suck.
Yea thats what I was thinking their caused by too much strain in the lower region. But if your thinking cancer god why are you on the internet asking for help. Go to a doctor. They encourage suicide on the internet apparently
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Old December 4th, 2008, 08:24 PM   #10
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You have two options.

1. Get some lube and a finger then start pushing it back where it came from. Eat lots of fiber and drink water.

2. Go to the doctor and have him fix it for you if it's bad enough.
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Old December 5th, 2008, 09:28 AM   #11
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Preparation H, mb?
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Definitely hemorrhoid
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Old December 5th, 2008, 11:50 AM   #13
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Definitely hemorrhoid
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go to doctor, ignore the wannabe diagnosticians on the internet
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Old December 5th, 2008, 01:37 PM   #15
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go to doctor, ignore the wannabe diagnosticians on the internet
That's crazy talk. Everybody knows that doctors make you sick.
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i lol'd hard @ this thread.

Sounds like a hemorrhoid. Relax your ass and it will go away in a few days.
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thanks gents...that defty was it...hemroid...i couldnt think of that name...but when i searched it up thats exactly what i think i got. i wasnt tryin to say it was cancer, i was saying i didnt think that was possible to be cancer. but i guess i'll just ask my doctor next visit in case its one of those polyps...i gotta find a new doctor anyways bcuz my old doctor wouldnt write me a script for weed when i asked for it. i just hope that the little flappin piece of meat goes away like they said it should on wiki. if not im gonna turn into a chuncker bcuz it felt so weird doing squats this weekend.
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