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December 4th, 2008, 04:20 PM
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poon king
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anyone know what those ass tumors are called?
here is the thing I was liftin last night and moved my target squats up to 325 and I was going fine but at 8th rep I farted and it felt kinda weird...well when I was takin a shower I felt this chunk of meat down there...I thought it was a hernia but everything I saw online said that would be on my stomach...so I looked up ass tumor and was talkin about prostate cancer and I doubt I can get cancer from liftin and ****...I just don't wanna hafta pay a dr to tell me something I can find out my own online...help a brother out.
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December 4th, 2008, 04:31 PM
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Let me rephase it, it sounded abit rude what I said before aha!
My advice is go see a doctor man. Seriously, a games forum is a place to come if your seeking medical advice. If you're that worried about it being a tumor or cancer or what ever, then go get it checked out properly. Last edited by 2Sha3 : December 4th, 2008 at 04:42 PM. |
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December 4th, 2008, 06:29 PM
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I
work at a cancer diagnostic lab. Trust me when I say that you need to
see a doctor ASAP. It might be nothing, but early diagnosis really saves lives.
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December 4th, 2008, 06:39 PM
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Sounds
like a colon Polyp, and you're lucky it came out as easy as it did they
usually have to be surgically removed. See a doctor asap... Preserve
the meat if you didn't already eat it.
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December 4th, 2008, 06:51 PM
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I'm
sorry, but let me get this straight. You shat-farted a chunk of meat
you believe to be a tumor and you'd rather ask an internet forum what
happened instead of going to a professional medical practitioner to
find out exactly what happened?
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December 4th, 2008, 06:57 PM
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!naM sepiP deggolC ehT
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December 4th, 2008, 07:04 PM
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It's called a hemorrhoid...
They suck.
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December 4th, 2008, 07:21 PM
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XBL Gamertag: Evan1701
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December 4th, 2008, 08:19 PM
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The paint god lives!
XBL Gamertag: iElite
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Yea thats what I was thinking their caused by too much strain in
the lower region. But if your thinking cancer god why are you on the
internet asking for help. Go to a doctor. They encourage suicide on the
internet apparently
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December 4th, 2008, 08:24 PM
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XBL Gamertag: Physco Strike
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You have two options.
1. Get some lube and a finger then start pushing it back where it came from. Eat lots of fiber and drink water. 2. Go to the doctor and have him fix it for you if it's bad enough.
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December 5th, 2008, 09:28 AM
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Dude...
XBL Gamertag: OccurredStone
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Preparation H, mb?
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December 5th, 2008, 11:09 AM
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Formerly Captain_Lag
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Definitely hemorrhoid
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December 5th, 2008, 11:50 AM
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December 5th, 2008, 12:13 PM
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FPSBanana.com ADM1N :D
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go to doctor, ignore the wannabe diagnosticians on the internet
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December 5th, 2008, 01:37 PM
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Dude...
XBL Gamertag: OccurredStone
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That's crazy talk. Everybody knows that doctors make you sick.
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December 5th, 2008, 04:03 PM
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i lol'd hard @ this thread.
Sounds like a hemorrhoid. Relax your ass and it will go away in a few days.
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poon king
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thanks
gents...that defty was it...hemroid...i couldnt think of that
name...but when i searched it up thats exactly what i think i got. i
wasnt tryin to say it was cancer, i was saying i didnt think that was
possible to be cancer. but i guess i'll just ask my doctor next visit
in case its one of those polyps...i gotta find a new doctor anyways
bcuz my old doctor wouldnt write me a script for weed when i asked for
it. i just hope that the little flappin piece of meat goes away like
they said it should on wiki. if not im gonna turn into a chuncker bcuz
it felt so weird doing squats this weekend.
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